Thursday, June 26, 2003

Pure Content:
After months of secret negotiations, several hundred secret ballots, and a weekend retreat with Vice President Dick Cheney in his secret mountain bunker, a Class Day speaker was chosen, and it was me. You obviously have made a grave error. But it's too late now. So let's just go with it.

Will Ferrell doesn't sugarcoat it at the 352nd Harvard Commencement...